Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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