Soap is not a condiment
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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