Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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