omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I had to cum in my sink.
Come on in and take your pants off
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