My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I'm both gender and math confused
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Randomize
