Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry ItWasThatGood hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(607): View more from New York

i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.

Fav 40 2073 6139
share tweet
(724): View more from Pennsylvania

If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees

Fav 17 4545 1500
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(204): View more from Manitoba

Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.

Fav 41 1737 6430
share tweet
(401): View more from Rhode Island

I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.

Fav 31 5327 2326
share tweet
(574): View more from Indiana

Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..

Fav 13 1304 3559
share tweet
(716): View more from New York

I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.

Fav 34 3572 10373
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(651): View more from Minnesota

No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.

(1-651): View more from Minnesota

She still started it.

Fav 7 3140 1261
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(404): View more from Georgia

How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of

Fav 2 613 700
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(310): View more from California

I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick

(310): View more from California

But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky

Fav 0 129 14
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT