His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I can feel your judgement through the phone
i out mim tonsoeep
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