i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
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