Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I need water and some morals
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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