So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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