just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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