Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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