i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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