Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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