thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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