Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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