Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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