I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I am one with the molecules
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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