ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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