guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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