I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
