you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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