Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Randomize
