Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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