ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I intend to get homeless drunk
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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