i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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