ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
There r osticjed everywhere
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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