Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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