well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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