i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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