someone get that fucking seahorse.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
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