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Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people

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(651): View more from Minnesota

my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego

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After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk

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friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.

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I am the drunkest girl in the tree.

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(845): View more from New York

Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

This gyro tastes like lonliness

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I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.

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a reward? ill think of something

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if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit

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