I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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