The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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