Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
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