She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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