Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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