Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
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