i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
My cat gives me a boner
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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