mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
He shit in the fireplace
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