she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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