I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I seem to have left my pride at pride
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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