Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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