We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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