yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
The chlamydia really affected his face.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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