i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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