I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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