direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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