I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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