i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Randomize
