I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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