Cold hands, warm shart.
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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