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she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.

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Atleast she didn't say she was going to be a virgin until the cubs win a world series

Submitted by catababyy on Aug 4, 10 at 10:44am

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Wow, talk about a girl that is used to never winning....poor thing.

Submitted by CIT on Aug 4, 10 at 10:58am

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To all the Cardinals fans- just remember, even when the Cubs lose, we leave Wrigley and our lives are better because we're in Chicago. You leave Busch after a Cards game and the sad reality hits you that your lives suck because you're still in St. Louis.

Submitted by centre21 on Aug 5, 10 at 9:26am

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But I bet she doesn't type like AND retard.

Submitted by ProductPlacemnt on Aug 4, 10 at 10:36am

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get cockblocked by a sports team like a boss

Submitted by kmomokbs on Aug 4, 10 at 11:09am

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Strike two!

Submitted by mordantmouth on Aug 4, 10 at 11:51am

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Sounds like a challenge to change both

Submitted by kpkost on Aug 4, 10 at 10:43am

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Rule: If you are a cubs fan, you bring bad karma upon yourself. No exceptions...

Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 4, 10 at 11:40am

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Anyone who says Chicago sucks has obviously never been here. Sorry for you guys

Submitted by adele8892 on Sep 15, 10 at 2:27am

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You must be a cardinals fan!

Submitted by blondebabe90 on Aug 4, 10 at 10:40am

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CARDINALS KICK BUTT!!!!!!!! :)! Plus I'm named after a cardinals player, so that makes them extra awesome!!!!!!

Submitted by BadBabe93 on Aug 4, 10 at 6:32pm

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- Is your name Pooh Holes?
  
  Submitted by jonathan171 on Aug 4, 10 at 7:00pm
  
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Is wrigley still standing? That thing is ancient!\nBusch, on the other hand, is top of the line.\nI feel bad for the cubs, along with everyone who is stuck in the miserable city of Chicago.

Submitted by slikchic92 on Aug 7, 10 at 10:46pm

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Here's a tough one: if you could fix one of her problems, which one would you choose?

Submitted by gaterhog on Aug 4, 10 at 2:25pm

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Well at least she has patience.

Submitted by ilovebreast on Aug 4, 10 at 12:04pm

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GO CUBS! :)

Submitted by _bbycakes on Aug 4, 10 at 2:50pm

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I second, third, and fourth the rule book in this case! Supporting the cubs is like supporting a down-syndrome aids baby with a meth habit!

Submitted by dickstar on Aug 4, 10 at 1:30pm

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CUBS SUCK COCK, GO SOX!

Submitted by brendan317 on Aug 9, 10 at 1:28pm

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Go cubs

Submitted by sunshinexoxo on Oct 20, 10 at 5:47pm

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Aha, pujols

Submitted by Serec on Aug 4, 10 at 7:24pm

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Is she also a Detroit Lions fan?

Submitted by marsho on Aug 4, 10 at 1:38pm

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Go cards. Ultimate cockblock: cubs hat on the kiss cam.

Submitted by candiceinthepool on Aug 5, 10 at 12:25am

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Fail

Submitted by BadKarma1218 on Aug 4, 10 at 10:44am

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How long has it been now for those damn cubs fans? 102 years?

Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 10 at 4:01pm

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The Astros are the Phillies minor league team!

Submitted by babe975 on Aug 4, 10 at 12:13pm

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Go cubs go, go cubs go, hey chicago what do ya say the cubs are gonna win today!!!

Submitted by nikoli on Aug 4, 10 at 11:59am

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you see that 18-1 game against the brewers? hilarious!

Submitted by thumper22 on Aug 7, 10 at 4:46am

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Poor girl - send her my way.

Submitted by BillySteeldong on Aug 4, 10 at 6:14pm

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I have a hard time believing that

Submitted by jlp417 on Aug 4, 10 at 11:04am

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This continues to prove that all cubs fans suck dick

Submitted by marcmedic on Aug 5, 10 at 10:07am

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glutten for punishment

Submitted by ilovewhores on Aug 4, 10 at 7:44pm

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Punt!

Submitted by woodsmd on Aug 13, 10 at 2:02am

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Last

Submitted by Pengz on Aug 4, 10 at 10:33am

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Fuckin Cubs fans. Lmao

Submitted by Anastasia_B on Aug 8, 10 at 12:20pm

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I'll cockblock myself if she says she's a cubs fan. Go Cardinals!!! Chicago what do you say? The cubs are gonna lose today!!!

Submitted by VWGuy15 on Aug 5, 10 at 12:01am

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1908 bitches

Submitted by citispudstl on Aug 4, 10 at 3:50pm

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Cub fans have no brains.

Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 10 at 5:45am

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Talk about unfulfilled!!!

Submitted by gottapeesuzy on Aug 4, 10 at 2:49pm

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GO CARDINALS!!! except for last nights game... What the fuck is up with that???

Submitted by PalmTree7104 on Aug 4, 10 at 11:27am

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ASTROS!!!!! Haha ohh just kidding astros suck cause they traded lance berkman to the Yankees!

Submitted by tigerfan21 on Aug 4, 10 at 11:11am

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Her nAme is jenny

Submitted by madfacedmatty on Aug 4, 10 at 3:16pm

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Lots of useless bitches in Chicago. Ya see the Brain is the most important "sex organ"

Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 10 at 5:43am

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My spelling fail will cockblock me as well *loose*

Submitted by VWGuy15 on Aug 5, 10 at 12:03am

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CIT- you are gold

Submitted by lane6 on Aug 4, 10 at 11:06am

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Vaguely feel as if one of my exes may have posted this. . .

Submitted by ellischild on Aug 23, 10 at 11:50pm

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Gooo CUBBSSSS <3 don't hate

Submitted by coolcutie on Aug 5, 10 at 3:13am

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Takes an immature, hopeless cubs fan to use the pooh-holes bit. If that's the best you got, you know your team sucks haha.

Submitted by thatONEtime on Aug 5, 10 at 1:13am

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Cubs suck!!!

Submitted by Mc8111 on Aug 5, 10 at 8:27am

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Go cardinals!! >:)

Submitted by kay0414 on Aug 4, 10 at 11:03am

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What a bitch.

Submitted by AlwaysAllNighter on Aug 6, 10 at 9:46am

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Go sox

Submitted by Terminal_Lance on Aug 5, 10 at 1:33am

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Submitted by catababyy on Aug 4, 10 at 10:44am

Submitted by CIT on Aug 4, 10 at 10:58am

Submitted by centre21 on Aug 5, 10 at 9:26am

Submitted by ProductPlacemnt on Aug 4, 10 at 10:36am

Submitted by kmomokbs on Aug 4, 10 at 11:09am

Submitted by mordantmouth on Aug 4, 10 at 11:51am

Submitted by kpkost on Aug 4, 10 at 10:43am

Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 4, 10 at 11:40am

Submitted by adele8892 on Sep 15, 10 at 2:27am

Submitted by blondebabe90 on Aug 4, 10 at 10:40am

Submitted by BadBabe93 on Aug 4, 10 at 6:32pm

Submitted by jonathan171 on Aug 4, 10 at 7:00pm

Submitted by slikchic92 on Aug 7, 10 at 10:46pm

Submitted by gaterhog on Aug 4, 10 at 2:25pm

Submitted by ilovebreast on Aug 4, 10 at 12:04pm

Submitted by _bbycakes on Aug 4, 10 at 2:50pm

Submitted by dickstar on Aug 4, 10 at 1:30pm

Submitted by brendan317 on Aug 9, 10 at 1:28pm

Submitted by sunshinexoxo on Oct 20, 10 at 5:47pm

Submitted by Serec on Aug 4, 10 at 7:24pm

Submitted by marsho on Aug 4, 10 at 1:38pm

Submitted by candiceinthepool on Aug 5, 10 at 12:25am

Submitted by BadKarma1218 on Aug 4, 10 at 10:44am

Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 10 at 4:01pm

Submitted by babe975 on Aug 4, 10 at 12:13pm

Submitted by nikoli on Aug 4, 10 at 11:59am

Submitted by thumper22 on Aug 7, 10 at 4:46am

Submitted by BillySteeldong on Aug 4, 10 at 6:14pm

Submitted by jlp417 on Aug 4, 10 at 11:04am

Submitted by marcmedic on Aug 5, 10 at 10:07am

Submitted by ilovewhores on Aug 4, 10 at 7:44pm

Submitted by woodsmd on Aug 13, 10 at 2:02am

Submitted by Pengz on Aug 4, 10 at 10:33am

Submitted by Anastasia_B on Aug 8, 10 at 12:20pm

Submitted by VWGuy15 on Aug 5, 10 at 12:01am

Submitted by citispudstl on Aug 4, 10 at 3:50pm

Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 10 at 5:45am

Submitted by gottapeesuzy on Aug 4, 10 at 2:49pm

Submitted by PalmTree7104 on Aug 4, 10 at 11:27am

Submitted by tigerfan21 on Aug 4, 10 at 11:11am

Submitted by madfacedmatty on Aug 4, 10 at 3:16pm

Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 10 at 5:43am

Submitted by VWGuy15 on Aug 5, 10 at 12:03am

Submitted by lane6 on Aug 4, 10 at 11:06am

Submitted by ellischild on Aug 23, 10 at 11:50pm

Submitted by coolcutie on Aug 5, 10 at 3:13am

Submitted by thatONEtime on Aug 5, 10 at 1:13am

Submitted by Mc8111 on Aug 5, 10 at 8:27am

Submitted by kay0414 on Aug 4, 10 at 11:03am

Submitted by AlwaysAllNighter on Aug 6, 10 at 9:46am

Submitted by Terminal_Lance on Aug 5, 10 at 1:33am

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