My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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