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(510): View more from California

Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay

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(630): View more from Illinois

Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.

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(540): View more from Virginia

hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her

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(618): View more from Illinois

When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.

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(239): View more from Florida

I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk

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(612): View more from Minnesota

he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...

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(845): View more from New York

alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.

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(914): View more from New York

Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS

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