My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
And then my night got REAL pukey
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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