I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
Randomize
