"it" just moved
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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