That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
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